Joke of the day.

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February 14, 2017 07:04PM
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How can you tell if your wife is dead?
The sex is the same but the dishes start piling up.

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February 14, 2017 07:15PM
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Now...That is Fucked Up....Doh: Facepalm

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of TYRANTS."
-Thomas Jefferson.

"You think you hate it now, wait 'till you drive it"
-Vacation

"Did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?"
-Pink Floyd.
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February 14, 2017 07:23PM
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That's the light stuff ,I'll keep the morbid stuff to myself. I like you guys and don't feel like getting banned.

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February 14, 2017 07:24PM
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No Bannage...

Let'er Rip....

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of TYRANTS."
-Thomas Jefferson.

"You think you hate it now, wait 'till you drive it"
-Vacation

"Did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?"
-Pink Floyd.
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February 14, 2017 07:26PM
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Sredeski (think that's his name) already had a chat with me and I'm not gonna be stupid about it. I like this forum.lol

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February 14, 2017 07:28PM
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OH Shit...Ski Spanked You...spinning smiley sticking its tongue out

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of TYRANTS."
-Thomas Jefferson.

"You think you hate it now, wait 'till you drive it"
-Vacation

"Did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?"
-Pink Floyd.
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February 14, 2017 07:31PM
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Not really spanked...just a "cut the shit" type of conversation.

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February 14, 2017 07:33PM
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OH Shit...You Have to Stan Up to the Man...spinning smiley sticking its tongue out

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of TYRANTS."
-Thomas Jefferson.

"You think you hate it now, wait 'till you drive it"
-Vacation

"Did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?"
-Pink Floyd.
February 14, 2017 07:34PM
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Just Kidding... I also do love this Forum...

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of TYRANTS."
-Thomas Jefferson.

"You think you hate it now, wait 'till you drive it"
-Vacation

"Did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?"
-Pink Floyd.
February 14, 2017 07:35PM
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this kid asked his dad what the difference between a pussy and a cunt is, so dad took a naked picture of Meyl streep out of his pocket and circled the area between her legs....he said "everything inside the circle is pussy and everything outside the circle is a cunt"

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February 14, 2017 07:37PM
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why does the Mexican kid think he owns the school?
cuz his dad built it and his mom cleans it

I got everything to gain, shit to lose, and a mosin nagant that I'm dying to use---young jeezy
AR-15's are for terrorists and communists, real patriotic americans use the Kalashnikov!----bitter clinging texan
February 14, 2017 07:41PM
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why do Asian chicks havbe small boobs?

cuz Asian parents only accept "A's"

I got everything to gain, shit to lose, and a mosin nagant that I'm dying to use---young jeezy
AR-15's are for terrorists and communists, real patriotic americans use the Kalashnikov!----bitter clinging texan
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February 14, 2017 07:43PM
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Man, One time I screwed this chick so hard she almost came back to life.

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February 14, 2017 07:46PM
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what makes super Mario an accurate representation or the American melting pot?
he is an Italian, created by Japanese, who dresses like a Mexican, jumps like a black dude and gets coin like he's jewish

I got everything to gain, shit to lose, and a mosin nagant that I'm dying to use---young jeezy
AR-15's are for terrorists and communists, real patriotic americans use the Kalashnikov!----bitter clinging texan
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February 14, 2017 07:54PM
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Lol ...whats the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and resale it.

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February 14, 2017 07:58PM
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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.

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February 14, 2017 07:59PM
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A single sperm contains 34.5 mb of DNA data. This means the average evacuate contains 1345gb of data which is transferred in less than 3 seconds. With all that data transferred, its no wonder women think they know everything.

“Patriotism is as much a virtue as justice, and is as necessary for the support of societies as natural affection is for the support of families.”
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“These are the times that try men's souls.”
― Thomas Paine, The American Crisis

“They tell us, sir, that we are weak; unable to cope with so formidable an adversary. But when shall we be stronger? Will it be the next week, or the next year? Will it be when we are totally disarmed, and when a British guard shall be stationed in every house? Shall we gather strength by irresolution and inaction? Shall we acquire the means of effectual resistance by lying supinely on our backs and hugging the delusive phantom of hope, until our enemies shall have bound us hand and foot? Sir, we are not weak if we make a proper use of those means which the God of nature hath placed in our power.”
― Patrick Henry
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February 14, 2017 08:06PM
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What does Sarah Palin and Iron Man have in common?
They've both had a Downey jr in them

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February 14, 2017 08:08PM
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What does Sarah Palin and Iron Man have in common?
They've both had a Downey jr in them


LMMFAO

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February 14, 2017 08:49PM
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what makes super Mario an accurate representation or the American melting pot?
he is an Italian, created by Japanese, who dresses like a Mexican, jumps like a black dude and gets coin like he's jewish

You forgot... he's fat.
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