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February 14, 2017 08:54PM
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What about Luigi or peach?

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February 14, 2017 09:59PM
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What about Luigi or peach?

Coward, slut.

American, check. American, check.
February 14, 2017 10:39PM
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I thought that Luigi being fat made him American?

And Princess Peach...I've got PLENTY of GA Peach jokes. Easy to pick up, sweeter than honey, and juices drip right off your chin. Sweet, tart, juicy, and just enough fur to tickle your nose.

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February 15, 2017 12:32AM
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She told me if I turned off the light I could put in her but.

It didn't go so well.

I guess I should have let the bulb cool down first.

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February 15, 2017 10:30PM
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My grandpa said, "your generation relies on technology too much" I said "No your generation does" then i unplugged his life support.

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February 15, 2017 10:35PM
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What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I give a f*** when my computer crashes.

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February 15, 2017 10:38PM
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What's 7 inches long and hasn't been sucked in years??

Whitney Houston's crack pipe

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February 16, 2017 10:15AM
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What's 7 inches long and hasn't been sucked in years??

Whitney Houston's crack pipe


LOL I used to snort blow off of a whitney CD cuz I knew she was out there doing the same

whitney was my first celebrity crush after seeing "the bodyguard"

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February 17, 2017 06:06PM
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The crude humor stops now. Period, end of discussion.

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